Shut the fuck up. Get a fucking life bitch

It's not musically related, but this is sure one of the funnier mouth-breathing segments of Internet dialogue I think I have seen. Look on as everyone (well, almost everyone) tries to get this saddened Boston sports fan back on track. He's not an easy subject, though, as you will, "haha," see.

Yawkeeway2: Yes, I know this has nothing to do with football, but I am down in the dumps right now and I know all your fabulous posters out there on these boards can say something that will cheer me up!

Yawkeeway2: Unfortunetly saying the Patriots will win the Superbowl is not going to cheer me up right now! though I am hoping they do win it!

Govt0: Yo man I got you.

Yawkeeway2: Maybe just saying Bump over and over again will cheer me up....

Yawkeeway2: Nope!

Govt0: The Yanks paid all that money and still in da dumps.

Yawkeeway2: Yeah, having the Yankees do that is entertaining, good try though, not working! Appreciate the effort!

Govt0: No, problem man. I'm playing a role as part of a bet. Everyones giving me crap but I'm OK with it. Just try to keep it secret.

Yawkeeway2: Ok, I shall try and keep it a secret! haha, though I think it might have slipped out if people read this thread, :)

RDH2850: Patriots 18-0 going to the Super Bowl, again?
Boston Red Sox World Champions?
No, nothing??????

Yawkeeway2: it does work somewhat, but not as much as I need right now. Nice effort though! Thanks for trying!

Yadda, yadda. And so on. What an asshole. It picks up, though, after a while.

IrishEagle34: Do you know that flexible hose that screws onto the back of your oven... if you screw that off and put it in your mouth for about ten minutes I hear that helps.

Yawkeyway2: SOrry to hear that Y, but it does help a little bit! It sucks and to make it worse, I just found out that my roomate it going to aruba, man the hits keep on coming!

Jim Hellwig: Shut the fuck up. Get a fucking life bitch

Yawkeeway2: Wow, that was insane! if you dont like it, don't post on it! Moron!

Yawkeeway2: It's people like you who piss me off evenmore!

PUH-LEEZE, people! Stop pissing off this downtrodden fellow evenmore! Can you not see that his roommate is going to Aruba?! Man, the hits keep on coming!!!

Leave....(sniff)....Yawkeeway2....alone!!!!

DR. LIONS: So are you cheered up yet or what?you gotta let us know!

Yawkeeway2: I'm getting there Dr. Lions!

DR. LIONS: The moment of truth,is a show on FOX check it out.the questions are crazy!

Yawkeeway2: very true, I NEVER would go on that show, UNLESS i wasnt the one answering the questions!

Yawkeeway2: Thanks everyone!

Yawkeeway2: still unhappy though, haha!

The depths of shallow unhappiness are explored further in the pdfs. And I must say, it is a journey worth taking. As one subsequent contributor posts, "If it makes you feel better I just farted and sh-- my pants all at the same time. Now who's in the dumps?"

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